The Amputator
I was involved
In killers
In killing people
One guy
I cut his arm off
Above the elbow
I had a special amputation knife
That I took around with me until I got that guy
And that guy was just a joke and I left him
And then
Another guy I was supposed to just sit there
While these other people killed this guy
But then like something happened like
Like the guy didn't ask
God for forgiveness or something before he died
And so like
The people who I was with
They had to go back in time
And kill him over again to give him another chance
And I think they got it right the second time
But they also were more easily identified as being killers
It was a real weird street
And then like
There was someone that helped us get around the street
And she was a landlord of a building
And then
They were supposed to kill her
So they waited for her
But she didn't come back
And then like we wandered around the streets in like a giant circle
Never could find anyone else we were supposed to kill
But I could find the people I was supposed to amputate
No problem
The body parts always felt heavy
Their body parts always felt real weird
And I have to put 'em in bushes
Or put 'em behind trees
Or behind plants
In the plants
In the gutter
On houses things like that
Where they couldn't just find those body parts again
It was a terrible job
Kind of messy
Disgusting to look at
But God paid me pretty good
I don't remember how I was paid
I think I just kept getting magical money appearing in my bank account when I do it
When I do the jobs
I wanted to move to a different town though I was starting to wear out my welcome